Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
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Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
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The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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