I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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