oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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