Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
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The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
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I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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