plz talk dirty to me
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
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She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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