The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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