i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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