I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
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I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
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On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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