Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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