It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
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Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
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I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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