The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
please come you make the beer taste better
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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