to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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