your thong is hanging out like whoa
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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