No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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