Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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