I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
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I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
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I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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