I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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