i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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