I can't watch pbs sober anymore
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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