i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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