David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
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he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
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You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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