so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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