Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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