You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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