she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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