Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I love you.
Bad choice
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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