If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
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shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
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He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
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