I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
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just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
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420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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