That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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