I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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