i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
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