then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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