The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
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We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
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she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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