the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Randomize
