I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
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Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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