god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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