Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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