Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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