Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
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i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
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Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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