Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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