She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
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