Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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