Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
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So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
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I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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