Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
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New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
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This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
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