my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
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