If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
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It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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