I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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