I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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