The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
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Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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