I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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