I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
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i think i recognize dicks better than faces
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
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So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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