Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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